Supermarioland (Daisy's Breakdown) - Ambassadors of Funk, MC Mario

Welcome, and enter the center

Of my Super Mario adventure

A girl is trapped on the other side of town

So I’m moving in leaps and bounds

Folks around my way think I’m strange

But there’s a villain to blame

Even my ma, she thinks I’m crazy

But I’ve got to rescue Daisy

(There ain’t no place like Super Mario Land)

You now have two minutes

Well, I’m back off my Lisa Stansfield trip

And I’m rejuvenated and I’m remixed

I took planes, trains, and automobiles

And for real, got ill in Brazil

I’m the Wizard of Oz while on tour

And got poor in Singapore

And I’m eatin' sushi in Japan, but

There ain’t no place like Super Mario Land

(There ain’t no place like Super Mario Land)

There is now one minute left

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She’s my lady, my pride and joy

'Cause to her I’m a hero, not a toy boy

So I’m climbing mountains and swinging through trees

And even facing killer bees

Down secret tunnels in dark rooms

Met with the creature from the Blue Lagoon

Folks out there might think that I’m crazy

But I’ve got to rescue Daisy

(There ain’t no place like Super Mario Land)

Stand by for the final countdown

See, she’s doomed, there’s no sunshine

To make a wish or click my heels three times

And I’m gathering coins like Indiana Jones

So one day we can make a happy home

So I’m ducking, diving, bobbing, and weaving

But I sure ain’t leaving

Get with the program, come join the man

'Cause there ain’t no place like Super Mario Land