Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts - Arctic Monkeys

There’s always somebody taller

With more of a wit

And he’s equipped to enthrall her

And her friends think he’s fit

And you just can’t measure up no You don’t have a prayer

Wishing you had made the most of her

When she was there

They’ve got engaged

No intention of a wedding

He’s pinched your bird

And he’d probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts

You’re better off without her anyway

You said you wasn’t sad to see her go oh no

He might be one of those boys that’s all pretty and vain

And likes to go on a sunbed

Stays out of the rain

So that he don’t get his hair wet

'Cause you wouldn’t want that

At least he aint got a Nova

Or a Burberry hat

He’s pinched your bird

And he’d probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts

You’re better off without her anyway

You said you wasn’t sad to see her go yeah but its clear you were though

Have you heard what she’s been doing?

Never did it for me He picks her up at the school gates

At twenty past three

She’s been with all the boys

But never went very far

She wagged English and Science

Just to go in his car

They’ve got engaged

No intention of a wedding

He’s pinched my bird

And he’d probably kick my head in, oh Now the girls have grown

But I’m sure they still carry on in similar ways

Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts

So I’m better off without her anyway

I said I wasn’t sad to see her go But I’m only pretending, you know

Yeah, I’m only pretending, you know

Yeah, I’m only pretending, you know

Oh I’m only pretending, you know