I'm Too Coooool for Music - Bomb The Music Industry!

«Delusions!

Delusions!

Delusions of grandeur!

Grab the motherfucking tape machine, I’ll show you I’m the shit

Wait and see!

Wait and see!

Bask in creativity!

I’m too cool for music, faggot.

Music isn’t cool enough for me

As for the «f» word, pal

That’s a poignant social statement from my old hometown

Seig Heil!

Seig Heil!

so the world can see

Hate rock isn’t hate rock if we’re callin' it «irony»

We’re doing it right, we’re doing it right

You’ve got the wrong idea

You think you’re something?

Yeah?

You think it’s stupid?

You don’t get it!

We’re doing it right, we’re doing it right

You’ve got the wrong idea

You think you’re something?

Yeah?

You don’t know anything"

You can’t satirize queer culture if you aren’t really gay

Yeah, you can’t be anti-PC when no one cares what you say

And you can say the kids are idiots but you’re still up on the stage

Shock value!

Shock value!

Shock value!

Shock value!

Shock value!

Shock Value!

«I'm just here to entertain!

Feels like GG Allin but derivative and lame

Man, who needs music when you can call people names?

Songs are total bullshit, man.

Music isn’t cool enough for me!»