No One Wants You as You Are - Daniel Norgren

Ugly face and big fat ass

Surgeon and a diet coke

You’d be mad

Be the one that you are

And you’re welcome like a hooker in church

Here comes the fire hose dicks

Raise your hands

Be the one that you are

And you’re welcome like a hooker in church

Louie came down one saturday night

Had a thing to say that he thought was right

Nailed him up onto to a wooden cross

Now he’s hanging in the sun with a new haircut

Ball head drinks

Flat foot pills

Be the one that you are

And you’re welcome like a hooker in church

Hate your tits

Hate your thighs

Well I can sell you pair of new for one hell of a price

Be the one that you are

And you’re welcome like a hooker in church

Carrie came down one saturday night

Had a thing to say that she thought was right

Nailed her up onto a wooden cross