In Love With A Creeper - Danny Gonzalez

I’m in love with a Creeper

On the low I’m tryna fuck

Bad as hell, she’s a keeper

I just hope I’m enough

I got a diamond pickaxe

I’m gonna kick ass

She twerkin' in that cave to get cash

She got a thick ass

I’m in love with a creeper

I’m in lo-o-o-ve

Creeper?

I hardly know her

You know I’m a grower not a shower

Girl, how did you get so thick with no curves?

You a whole snack, like an order

She’s hissin like a demon

I’m in her Nether regions

We’re sailing on a wave

Ayy, let me explode in your cav

Not tryna be too lewd

But my sword’s got levl 3 protection

Feed you wheat to get you in the mood

My blaze rods got a little erection

I can’t get you off my mind

So I gotta craft a way to make you mine

Planks and sticks baby, give me a sign

Break the bed ‘cuz we ain’t sleepin tonight

I’m in love with a Creeper

On the low I’m tryna fuck

Bad as hell, she’s a keeper

I just hope I’m enough

I got a diamond pickaxe

I’m gonna kick ass

She twerkin' in that cave to get cash

She got a thick ass

I’m in love with a creeper

I’m in lo-o-o-ve

Dude what’s up, think I found my new bae

Oh no way, that’s what I was gon say

Oh that’s tight, dude you gotta meet her

My girl too, she’s a Minecraft Creeper (What?)

Holy shit, I think we fell for the same chick

That’s impossible, who she gon pick?

Should we battle like Liam Neeson?

Not necessary if we have a threesome

Hey girl we gotta proposition

We got one diamond hoe and a whole lot of seed yuh

Don’t wanna put you in a weird position

He’s got raw pork and I got bone meal to feed ya (Yuh!)

No pressure we just thought that it could be fun

Hop into the mineshaft, do it like a speedrun

We could do it on the low, baby what do ya say?

Yes

Oh nice

Sick

We’re in love with a Creeper

On the low we’re tryna fuck

Bad as hell, she’s a keeper

I just hope we’re enough (Ohh!)

We got a diamond pickaxe

We’re gonna kick ass

She twerkin' in that cave to get cash

She got a thick ass (She got a thick ass!

We’re in love with a creeper

We’re in lo-o-o-ve (Lo-o-ve!)

We’re in love with a Creeper

On the low we’re tryna fuck

Bad as hell, she’s a keeper

I just hope we’re enough

We got a diamond pickaxe

We’re gonna kick ass

She twerkin' in that cave to get cash

She got a thick ass

We’re in love with a creeper

We’re in lo-o-o-ve

(Creeper hisses and blows up)

No!

She blew up!

Oh, I knew it!

I lost all my stuff!

I had so many ingots!