Chew Water - Five Iron Frenzy

I don’t rock the jukebox

Or hustle the women

I’m deep drownin' in trouble and not even swimmin'

I can’t begin to tell you my toils

My trouble is worse than my face being eaten off by boils

It’s so bad I can’t even start to tell you

My troubles

It’s not about a dog

Or women

Nothin'

What you’re gonna have to see is:

I took my cousin Cletus’s chew water and I drank it

I drunk it all up and now I’ve got cancer of the esophagus