If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Baked a Cake - Gracie Fields

SPOKEN: Come in! Well, well, well. Look who’s here. I haven’t seen you in many\na year.\nIf I knew you were comin' I’d’ve baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake\nIf I knew you were comin' I’d’ve baked a cake\nHowdya do, howdya do, howdya do?\nHad you dropped me a letter, I’d a-hired a band, grandest band in the land\nHad you dropped me a letter, I’d a-hired a band\nAnd spread the welcome mat for you\nNot the lyrics to «If I Knew You Were Comin' I’d’ve Baked A Cake»?\n, Please report that below.\nOh, I don’t know where you came from\n'cause I don’t know where you’ve been\nBut it really doesn’t matter\nGrab a chair and fill your platter\nAnd dig, dig, dig right in Do you know what album had this song, can you report to us below?\nIf I knew you were comin' I’d’ve baked a cake, hired a band, goodness sake!\nIf I knew you were comin' I’d’ve baked a cake\nHowdya do, howdya do, howdya do?