Bitch I'm Fine - Insane Clown Posse

Woe is me, shit gets cold for ninjas old as me

I’m pigeon-toed with corroded fuckin' folded feet

Plus I got molded teeth, knees bowed, can’t hold the load of me

Plus I’m told my heart is swolled and could explode in me

They can fix my pill addictions with some quick refill prescriptions

Quit sayin' chill with restrictions, left sick and worse ill condition

And my nuts must rust, because they just bust dust

Dickhead spontaneously combusted and left concussed

I got scoliosis, microcytosis, severe psychosis

Doses of osmosis with hellafied halitotis

Got them Crohn’s in my bones, infected veins in my brains

Hepatitis A, B, C, and thirty-three other strains

Bitches gave me Siamese syphilis and Croatian chlamydia

Gonorrhean diarrhea, leaving britches shittier

I’m a dyslexic, anorexic, hectic, epileptic

With hellafied bent egg dick, but check it

Bitch, I’m fine

Peep me while I gets my boogie on

Even when it’s pourin', I still shine

You dig the way I gets my boogie on

I said bitch, I’m fine

Peep me while I gets my boogie on

Even underwater, I still shine

You dig the way I gets my boogie on

Shit, I got some ulcers, got that Alzheimers, arthritis and amnesia

Acne, slackjaw, slapface, plus the mumps of Melanesia

I caught Rosacea in Malaysia plus Peru’s blue flue

Indonesian sneezin’s the reason I’m freezin' in Oahu

Laryngitis, gingivitis, bronchitis, and gastritis

Meningitis, tonsillitis, with chronic elephantiasis

My dick is spittin' sticky liquid that sizzles on contact

In New Guinea, something bit me, I’m thinkin' a wombat

Got the measles and chicken pox, broke another toe kickin' rocks

They callin' me Sir Sick-a-Lot, should keep my dick up in a sock

Heartbeat is speedin' quick and not, they sick of me gettin' a spot

Doc said inject him with somethin' toxic and stick him in a box

I got chiggers, crabs, tapeworms, ringworms, bedbugs, head lice

Been in a coma, with pneumonia, drink ammonia, dead twice

I’m not hallicinatin', no use in debatin' or waitin'

It’s only truth I’m statin' Joey Utsler they hatin', but

Bitch, I’m fine

Peep me while I gets my boogie on

Even when it’s pourin', I still shine

You dig the way I gets my boogie on

I said bitch, I’m fine

Peep me while I gets my boogie on

Even underwater, I still shine

You dig the way I gets my boogie on

Bitch, I’m fine

Peep me while I gets my boogie on

Even when it’s pourin', I still shine

You dig the way I gets my boogie on

Bitch, I’m fine

Peep me while I gets my boogie on

Even underwater, I still shine

You dig the way I gets my boogie on

Bitch, I’m fine