Fools Hall of Fame - Johnny Paycheck

As sure as the neon signs light up the city

Each night I know where she can be found

And to love like this my heart cries it’s a pity

But I cry like a baby each time she’s not around

I should be an example for the world to see

The perfect form of torment and shame

You should run and get a camera and take my picture

And hang me in The Fool’s Hall of Fame

I’m like the child who craves the taste of candy

I yearn for love that’s never around

You only step in my world if it’s handy

Then you say goodbye and my world comes tumbling down

I should be an example for the world to see

The perfect form of torment and shame

You should run and get a camera and take my picture

And hang me in The Fool’s Hall of Fame