Should Not Have Come To This - Oh No Oh My

Congratulations are in store

And I’d like to tell you more

But our life is not like this

Nor is it a waste of time

Pictures are the worst

Adulation’s coming next

Only physical pain beats that

How do I put up with it

Serve me if you must

Just don’t draw a scene to us

I used to never care this much

Oh a drag it is to grow

Oh I’d carry that weight

And I’d wait to be late

Being first is the worst

If you don’t know your host

Drink a drink

Should have called before

I even opened my front door

Now all my fears have come true

I don’t even recognize a face

Pour another drink

Check my phone before I think

Just pretend have another sip

I should not have come to this

Preparations to sneak out

Before anyone seeks out

If I’m invited at all

Oh I know I can not wait

Oh I’d carry that weight

And I’d wait to be late

Being first is the worst

And I don’t know your name

Drink a drink

In my mind you were perverse

Running wildly to your purse

Shiny was a good contrast

To the features of your clothes

Resting on your hips

Like my very first solar eclipse

It hurt my eyes but I could not resist

Oh the vision of your face

Stood out like a glitch

But I could not conceal my mirth

And those green eyes rest on me

Ahahaha just pretend

Oh I walked straight into this

And no one even cares

Except now I have your gaze

And it erases my face

C’est la vie

C’est la vie