Goodbye (Hair) - Pissed Jeans

Life’s got its share of unexpected twists

Some that i thought i was genetically born to miss

I feel it in the morning that i’m getting old

But this part of the birds and bees i was never told

When it’s time to say goodbye i’ll say it with a frown

Got no chance to look my best when it all keeps falling out

There ain’t nothing that can prepare me for this

Can’t find the genie that can grant this kind of wish

I know that thinking bout it is gonna only make it worse

At least i won’t replace my grass with astroturf

When it’s time to say goodbye i’ll say it with a frown

Got no chance to look my best when it all keeps falling down

And there’s nothing i can do, just sit back and watch, wait, and see

Can feel it on my hands if i _

I still can’t believe this is happening

I’m not fifty years old

I consider myself a young adult

I want others to see me that way

If my looks deteriorate, i don’t know what it will do to my self-esteem

Is this what i have to look forward to?

I know it’s only going to get worse

If only i had some way to stop it, or at least someone to blame besides myself

I don’t want to say goodbye