The Greatest Song Ever Made - Pleasantries

This is the greatest song that has ever been made

It has really good lyrics and a really cool guitar

It took me fifteen minutes to write and record it

I know you’re very impressed

And you wish it was your song

Well buddy, i’ve got a deal for you

Please give me all your money and let me hang out with your mom

In exchange you can have this song on your itunes account

I show up at seven sharp, ready to hang with your mom

And your dad answers the door and says he’s the only one home

I said, «that's the next best thing»

We stayed up really late

He let me drink one whole beer

And he tucked me into your bed

He read me a bedtime story

Told me he’s proud of me

And right before i passed out, he got really serious

And he said, «i've got a deal for you, please kill my son and take his place in

my house.»

I said, «ok, dad.

whatever you say — i’ll do anything for you.»

Everyone’s dad wishes that i was their son

As of right now, i have one billion dads

They all come to my baseball games

And they cheer when i swing my bat at the ball

They don’t care if i hit, hit the ball or not

We’re proud of you son, we’re proud of you son, we’re proud of you son!

You’re so athletic, you’re so athletic, you’re so athletic!

You’re a natural, you’re a natural, you’re a natural!

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey, keep your eye on the ball!

That’s my boy!

Me too!

Keep your head held high, keep your head held high, keep your head held high!

It’s ok buddy, try again!

Rome wasn’t built in a day, rome wasn’t built in a day, rome wasn’t built in a

day!

Thank you, dads

All one billion of you

I don’t care that i had to kill one billion of your sons to earn your love

I’d do it again, gladly

Ya know?

this is a really cool guitar right here

And those were some really good lyrics

It’s safe to say that this is the greatest song ever made

If you don’t think so, heh, just ask your dad