I'm Your Pet Rock - Rev. Horton Heat

I came with instructions that made you laugh

It wasn’t very much just a pair of graphs

You think that shredded paper is all I need

Pull my instructions from the box and reread

I’m your pet rock

Your rock

I’m your pet rock

Your rock

I know you got means

And your wishes and stuff

Sometimes you tell me that your life is rough

I’m here for you and you know that well

Stuck inside this pet rock hell

I live behind the clock (3x)

…and it goes ticktock

Time wastes away

Yeah I live behind the clock

I live behind the clock (2x)

…and it goes ticktock

You want to go drink with your old friends

It used to be me back when I was the trend

You train your dog to fetch and heal

But you don’t think twice about how it would feel

To be a pet rock

Your rock

I’m your pet rock

Your rock

I’M YOUR PET ROCK!

I live behind the clock (3x)

…and it goes tick tock

Time wastes away