Longest Gonest Man - Rev. Horton Heat

When your little lady just won’t treat you right

And your friends are asking why you fuss and fight

Sometimes you’re on the edge of letting go

Sometimes she up and calls you so and so

When you just can’t take no more

Say you’re headed for the store

And be the longest gonest man she never did not found no more

When your lady takes to steppin' out at night

And your friends are asking where she’s been all night

Be as calm as you can be so she won’t know

Do what you must do and don’t be slow

When your life is just a bore say your headed for the store

And be the Longest Gonest Man with the slammin' of the door

Guaranteed if you do not take my advice… Yes sir!

Your life will start to cramp you like a vice… Like a vice!

You ought to know she’ll never change her ways… No way!

She’ll mess around on you for all your days

When you just can’t take no more

Say you’re headed for the store

Be the longest gonest man she never did not found no more

Guaranteed if you do not take our advice… Yes sir!

Your life will start to cramp you like a vice… Like a vice!

You ought to know she’ll never change her ways… No way!

She’ll mess around on you for all your days

When your life is just a bore

Say you’re headed for the store

Be the longest gonest man with the slammin' of the door