Everything Is Racist - Rucka Rucka Ali

Everything is racist

Everything is racist according to me

Everything is racist

In 2017

Everything is bigger

When it makes you triggered

If you find it offensive

It’s micro-aggression

It’s gotta be censored

We’ll be safe

From the truth, from bad things

We’ll be Nazi Germany

Everything is racist

Everything is racist according to me

Everything is racist

In 2018

Tres, dos, uno (huh?)

Have you heard the truth?

I’m tryna escape it

Everything’s bad, 'cuz everything’s racist

Shirts, go fish, strawberry smoothies

All the Blowfish, especially Hootie

Everything you say is insanely racist

Every single day the racism’s outrageous

You know who needs sensitivity training?

Every single name in the Yellow Pages

Cats, dogs, felines, bitches

Kool-Aid, Michael Jackson, chicken

Chicken, (chicken) chicken

Every word is nigga

When it makes you triggered

If you find it offensive

It’s micro-aggression

It’s gotta be censored

We’ll be safe

From uncomfortable things

We’ll be fascist Italy

Everything is racist

Everything is racist according to me

Everything is racist

In 2019

Jesus Christ, hyperlinks

Birthdays at ice skating rinks

Suit and tie, expensive drinks

You know what’s racist?

Kitchen sinks

​iPhone charger, broccoli

The old guy from Monopoly

Tex-Mex, a dog named Rex

Any form of human sex

Eggs, kegs, legs, they’re racist

Cars, stars, and jars, they’re racist

God, and cod, your mom is racist

Everything you see, or think, or say

Is gay, and racist

I pledge allegiance

To the fascist

United States universities

To mute all the buzzwords

That make me sad

One day we’ll silence them all

And liberty will be flushed

Down the toilet

Everything is racist

Everything is racist according to me

Everything is racist

In 2020