I Know a Black Guy - Rucka Rucka Ali

Oh yeah, I know a black guy

Knowing a black guy makes me cool

But I better watch out, what I say around him

If that one word accidentally slips out, he’ll probably shoot me

But, I’m so excited, I know a black guy (I know a black guy)

He loves hot sauce, must have hot sauce

He’ll eat hot sauce with whatever it’s on

Especially some chicken wings (Chicken wings)

He loves him some clothes, must have new clothes

He’ll buy a coat for whatever it costs

And wears his pants around his kneeees

(Hook)

He got some gold teeth

And drives a Hummer

He says «My white friend, won’t you come commit a little crime?»

He says we’re homies

He calls me brother

He is my black friend, felon seven times

I know a black guy

Ohh, when he tells me about all the times his @#!*% has been locked in jail

All you crackers better watch out, because I know a black guy

And he owns a Nextel too, cause he’s gotta call his @#!*%

He says I gotta keep sleepin around, but I can’t live without her

And he loves him Jesus, must have Jesus

That’s that one dude who’s dead on a cross

And his bills are paid?

Nevermind

And he loves him his gun, must have his gun

He takes a gun with, wherever he goes

Cause cappin fools ain’t not no crime

(Hook)

He got a gold piece, and loves some trouble

He knocks out white kids, cause he’s tryin’a do a little time

He says we’re homies

He calls me brother

He is my black friend, felon seven times

I know a black guuuuy

And if a girl is white, don’t worry he’ll bone it

And everything that he’s got, best believe that he stole it

He gon' steal my car, ain’t no doubt about it

You know, ain’t never got no weed

He always askin me for weeeed

«Know what I mean man?

Real talk man!-

I don’t mind smokin you up once in a while-

But every time I’m in the kitchen, you in the kitchen smokin my pot!-

Man, wassup!?»

(Hook)

He got a gold piece, and loves some trouble

He says «My white friend, won’t you come commit a little crime?»

He got some gold teeth, and drives a Hummer

He is my black friend, felon seven times

I know a black guuuuyy

He @#!*% my motheeerrrr…