My Name's Obama - Rucka Rucka Ali

Now Carolla, why did ya team Lose?!

Now hold on a second, &buy the way

My Fellow Americans, I’d like to announce that I’m running for uh,

president of America, as a Black Man this time!

I did some time in jail,

I did a crime with Michelle

We stole from fried watermelon

Yip Yippity Ki Yay

I’m known to smack up a bitch

I got kool-aid in the fridge

I never met my kids

Their real dad is Kanye

Guns yeah I sold em

Hoes tricks yeah I told em

Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em

Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)

No please don’t tase me

My name’s Obama

I was born in Haiti

I still get food st&s

I’m just lazy

I’m still on welfare

So fuck you pay me

They might arrest you

But you could blame me

They’ll pull me over

Incarcerate me

If I get unemployed

Shit don’t phase me

My name’s Obama

I roll with Jay-Z

Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?

Are you young Jeezer?

How’d you get in the White House?

I smoke a lot of Newports

I sit a lot on the porch

I stole 2012 Porsche

From my Neighbors Driveway

I did alotta of drug deals

I killed Osama for treals

I blamed it on Navy SEALS

And fucked his bitch sideways

Bro, yeah I’m holdin'

Rocks weed meth heroin

White House garden showin'

What you think I’m growin' daisies?

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)

No it’s OK see

My name’s Obama

I’m half Kuwaiti

It’s hard to look white

Robbing Macy’s

Give me the FUBU

Don’t try to play me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)

No please don’t mace me

My name’s Obama

I dance like Swayze

If you live in Detroit

Yawta thank me

My name’s Obama

I’m Pakistani

Before I came in the White House

I used to smoke crack

I used to sold crack

I used to roll so black

I was born in Dubai

I’d like to go back

Where’s all my hoes at?

Take off your clothes

And don’t talk back

Now the American people have a clear choice

Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane?

Or with the back of my hand?

It’s hard to look white

When I’m smackin' Ladies

So it’s no wonder

Ya’ll crackers hate me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)

And this is crazy

I stealed your hummer

And throwed your baby

Sandusky touched a boy

Or so they say see

My name’s Obama

Chicken is tasty

Before I came in the White House

I used to smoke crack

I use to sold crack

I use to roll so black

If all you haters don’t like me

Lick my ballsack

Ya’ll haters fall back

So fuck you pay me

I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?

I’m sorry I get that from my mother

She is a typical white person