My Debt Collector - Sadie & The Hotheads, Elizabeth McGovern, Steve Nelson

Dear mister debt collector,

You cannot smitten down

I know you don’t know me at all,

Or at least not very well,

Yet, I get letters from you,

I get calls everyday,

You tell me what I owe you plus fees,

You’re after me to pay.

I think of you so often,

I know you’re feeling mad,

The attention that I’m given from you is the most I’ve ever had,

Most I’ve had anyway for years and years and years,

I’ve got great legs,

But as you well know,

I’ve got a rather bigger ears.

Let’s,

Let’s fall in love,

Come on,

Let’s,

Let’s fall in love Nice you think to drop me notes almost every day,

Nice you call so often,

You’re after me to pay,

Nice the way you say my name,

You know my birthday too!

Nice you see as clear as day,

I may come visit you.

Darling come, anytime!

The notes are getting cold,

I love to laugh and drink red wine,

I’m forty-eight years old.

But look at bills, but look at this,

To make the time fly past,

We’ll cuddle close, on the couch,

Waiting and I guess…

Let’s,

Let’s fall in love,

Come on,

Let’s,

Let’s fall in love Oh, I know you want to…

Hmmm…

I get bills and I’m no quitter,

So what’s the point in that, to know better,

Most these angry missives,

fly…

Let’s put it aside,

Let’s get together,

Let’s find some place away,

From the weather,

We’ll find some place we can look at each other,

How do I…

How do I, sparkle above, shifting cloud of floating dove,

Souls that fit like hand in glove,

Let’s just call this love…

You’ve got lalala and I ain’t got,

Let’s let nature tell us what,

Let’s let mother Nature tell us what,

Tell us what to do!

Let’s,

Let’s fall in love,

Let’s,

Let’s fall in love

Let’s,

Let’s fall in love,

Come on,

Let’s,

Let’s fall in love.

It would solve so many problems…

Mmhhh…

Dear Mister debt collector,

You cannot smitten down,

I know you don’t know me at all,

Or at least,

not very well…