How Do You Catch A Girl - Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs

Take a little piece of cheese and put it in a trap

If you don’t catch a mouse then you’re bound to catch a rat

Take a tiny shiny hook and a little piece of bait

And you’re bound to catch a fish if you’re calm enough to wait

But how do you catch a girl?

How do you catch a girl?

Won’t somebody tell me please

How do you catch a girl?

Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap

And he found an icy river and he set a little trap

And he took a bite of jerky and he took a little nap

And he knew he’d catch a beaver or a fat muskrat

But how do you catch a girl?

How do you catch a girl?

Won’t somebody tell me please

How do you catch a girl?

I’d like to know how to catch a girl

I’ve caught frogs

I’ve caught snakes earthworms and they may be nice

But girls — woahh

Well I asked the local lover and he told me what to do

He said learn the rocking dances both old and new

But it’s hard to do those dances with two left feet

So I’ve got to find a method that’ll work for me

So how do you catch a girl?

How do you catch a girl?

Won’t somebody tell me please

How do you catch a girl?

How do you catch a girl?

How do you catch a girl?

How do you catch a girl?

How do you catch a girl?