Check Your Lease, You're in Fuck City - Spark Is A Diamond

Tell me what you heard is new from your neighbourhood bar stool

Report back what you heard is true on all the wrong you know I do

And I hear from my friends that I am on your list again,

It’s so sad, you’re so sad, won’t you ever just shut up?!

You know, I know — You love the scandal

You know, I know — You love the dirt

You know, I know — You love the scandal

You know, I know — You’re the expert

I see through the schemes you use, distraction keeps their gaze off you

You speak with such authority, they’d never know you don’t know me

You feel better and oh so chaste when that topic comes your way

The rumor mill, the gossip spills and it never quite grows old

You know, I know — You love the scandal

You know, I know — You love the dirt

You know, I know — You love the scandal

You know, I know — You’re the expert

Let’s hear all the dirt — Come on and…

Really make it hurt — Come on and…

Let’s hear all the dirt — Come on and…

Really make it hurt!

You know, I know — You love the scandal

You know, I know — You love the dirt

You know, I know — You love the scandal

You know, I know — You’re the expert

You know, I know — You love the scandal

You know, I know — You love the dirt

You know, I know — You love the scandal

You know, I know — You’re the expert