Ouch, My Childhood -

I used to pray for another Star Wars or Indiana Jones

Now I pray to meet George Lucas so I can break his goddamn nose

I’d love to choke out Steven Spielberg and then castrate Michael Bay

Cause Bumblebee was in a fucking Camaro and the Ninja Turtles are from space

Why would you make another Karate Kid and then have him learn kung fu?

Why wait for 30 years to make A Christmas Story 2?

At least J.J.

and Disney can’t make Star Wars any worse

Unless they transport Jar Jar Binks into the Star Trek universe

Why can’t an awesome movie ever be enough?

Why do we always have to wreck the things we love?

To jump the shark till we learn to nuke the fridge

We’re done with wrecking TV shows, so let’s burn the movie bridge

Dear Ridley Scott, could you please not say the Aliens are Jesus?

Prometheus, it didn’t make any sense

At least you didn’t hire the dreaded reboot king to gut Miami Vice and Total

Recall

Fuck you, Colin Farrell, you’re the devil

Fuck you, Colin Farrell, you’re the devil

Fuck you, Michael Bay, you’re the devil

Fuck you, George Lucas, you’re the devil

Fuck you, Colin Farrell, you’re the devil

Fuck you, Colin Farrell, you’re the devil

Fuck you, Michael Bay, you’re the devil

You ran it right into the ground

You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into ground

The sequels, the prequels, the reboots worse each time around

You ran it, you ran it right into the ground

You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into the ground

You ran it

You ran it

You ran it, you ran it right into the ground

You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into the ground