Teenage Gluesniffer - The Queers

John Rioux was his name

Screwing up was his game

Oh gosh, he hates his folks

In fact his whole life is a joke

Well, he’s only seventeen

He knows everything

His brain’s malfunctioning

He’s a teenage gluesniffer

Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer

Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer

Oh oh oh yeah

Oh oh oh yeah

Shane Problem is his name

Whacking off is his game

Girls all think he’s a joke

His fanzine is a hoax

Well, he’s only twenty two

His diet is quite rude

Eat’s Denny’s and pukes

He’s a teenage gluesniffer

Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer

Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer

Oh oh oh yeah

Oh oh oh yeah

He’s an asshole

He’s a bonehead

He’s a jerkoff

He’s a real waste case

He’s a real waste case

He’s a teenage gluesniffer

Well, he’s a teenage gluesniffer…