(Nobody Else Can Love Me Like) My Old Tomato Can - Tiny Tim

Women always flirt with Pat and pinch him on the cheek

He makes a bigger hit with them than any living chic

And gee, I’ve got a million girls, but I just pass them by

I never even tip my hat, and here’s the reason why

I love my old tomato, my old tomato

Because nobody else can love me like my old tomato can

Her cornbeef and her cabbage are way above the average

And I’m proud to be her man

You can have your Sallys, and your Mary Janes

But none of them compare with my old ball and chain

I love my old tomato, my old tomato

Because nobody else can love me like my old tomato can

I get matched up everyday and the secret, I’ll tell you

From showgirls in the music box and in the follies, too

And gee they walk a million miles by little smiles and see

I never even tip that hat, and here’s the reason why

I love my old tomato, my old tomato

Because nobody else can love me like my old tomato can

Her cornbeef and her cabbage are way above the average

And I’m proud to be her man

When she tries to crown me with a rolling pin

I never even holler, all I do is grin

I love my old tomato, my old tomato

Because nobody else can love me like my old tomato can

Take it, boys

You can have your Sallys, and your Mary Janes

But none of them compare with my old ball and chain

I love my old tomato, my old tomato

Because nobody else can love me like my old tomato can

My old tomato, my old tomato

Because nobody else can love me like my old tomato can