The Tattooed Lady - The Kingston Trio

We came to town to see

That old tattooed lady

She was a sight to see

Tattooed from head to knee

My uncle Ned was there

He came to gape and stare

«I never!»

he declared

«Seen such a freak so fair!;

And on her jaw was the Royal flying corp

And on her back was the Union Jack

How could you ask for more?

All up and down her spine

Were the queen’s own guard in line

And all around her hips

Sailed a fleet of battle ships

And over her left kidney

Was a birds-eye view of Sydney

But what we liked best was upon her chest

Our little home in Waikiki

«What did you say?»