I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan - Jackie Gleason

i guess i’ll have to change my plan

i should have realized there’d be another man

i overlooked that point completely

until the big affair began

before i knew where i was at

i found myself upon the shelf and that was that

i went to reach the moon, but when i got there

all that i could get was the air

my feet are back upon the ground

i lost the one girl i found

i guess i’ll have to change my plan

i should have realized there’d be another man

why did i buy those blue pajamas

before the big affair began?

my boiling point is far too low

for me to try and be a sly lothario

i guess i’ll crawl right back in my shell

dwelling in my personal Hell

i’ll have to change my plan around

i lost the one girl i found