Combat Chuck - Five Iron Frenzy

A real life superhero

He’s got the Holy Ghost

He’s either praising Jesus

Or he’s making toast

Ain’t got no superpowers

Ain’t got no giant brain

But he would try and help you

If he heard you call his name

There’s some kids there in some trouble

Need a Pepsi on the double

Then he shouts, not so quiet

«Would you like regular or diet?»

Found a campsite for some kids

By the stage is what he did

People ask why he’s so nice

He wants to be like Jesus Christ

GO GO!

GO GO!

GO GO!

GO GO!

Whenever you’re in trouble

Whenever you’re in need

Combat Chuck will help you

He nearly runs with speed

He’s on the ball to save the masses

Got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses

His head is bald, he shaved it shiny

Kicks the devil in his hiney

People ask why he’s so nice

He wants to be like Jesus Christ

COMBAT CHUCK!

GO GO!

COMBAT CHUCK!

PICK IT UP!

PICK IT UP!

COMBAT CHUCK!

GO GO!

COMBAT CHUCK!

PICK IT UP!

PICK IT UP!