You're So London - Julie Andrews, Carol Burnett

Carol: You’re so London, you’re so Kensington Gardens, and I’m so San Antone…

Julie: (spoken) What’s wrong with that?

Carol: You’re so harp strings, you’re so chamber ensemble, and I’m so saxophone.

Julie: (spoken) It’s my favourite instrument.

Carol: You’re so kippers, so caviar, and I’m so liverwurst…

Julie: (spoken) It’s delicious!

Carol: You’re so Shakespeare, so Bernard Shaw, and I’m so Fannie Hurst!

Julie: (spoken) Fannie who?

Carol: You’re so Harpers, you’re so Manchester Guardian, and I’m so Daily News.

Julie: (spoken) Come on now…

Carol: You’re so white pumps, you’re so pink satin slippers, and I’m so army

shoes!

Wherever you go, you belong…

Julie: Oh Carol, you’re wrong, wrong, wrong…

You’re so hi there, you’re so put-her-there-partner!

and I’m so how d’ya do…

You’re so pogo!

You’re so Pop-eye, and peanuts, and I’m so Winnie-the-Pooh…

You’re root beer!

You’re ginger ale!

And I’m so lemon squash…

You’re so 'oh, hey bud, where’s the ladies room?'

and I’m so 'may I wash???'

You’re so Mermen, you’re so Rosalind Russell, and I’m so Deborah Kerr…

Carol: (spoken) Oh I love her!

Julie: You’re so 4H!

You’re so SPCA!

And I’m oh, so DAR!!!

Wherever you go, you belong…

Carol: No, you’re wrong, wrong, wrong!

You’re so Pall Mall!

You’re so Benson & Hedges!

Julie: (spoken) I don’t smoke!

Carol: And I’m so corn-cob pipe…

Julie: (spoken) You shouldn’t either…

Carol: (spoken) D’you know what it’s like going through life looking like a

corn-cob pipe?

Julie: (spoken) Oh, come on!

You’re coyote!

Carol: (howls)

Julie: You’re prairie dog!

And I’m so birds and bees…

Carol: You’re so dirndls!

You’re so petticoats!

And I’m so PVDs!!!

Face it, Julie, you are HEAVEN!

You know what you are, you’re cotton-candy.

You’re Christmas!

You’re carnivals!

Julie: (spoken) What?

Carol: You’re a little girl in her first prom dress, on her first date,

all dressed up, tripping down the stairs with stars in her eyes!

Julie: You’re hayrides, you’re Halloween!

You’re firecrackers on the fourth of

July!

You’re a little child at his first ball game, waving his pennant in the breeze.

.erm…you're our boys overseas!

Both: So… we'll be partners!

Just like hotdogs and mustard, a twosome,

a duet!

We’ll be buddies, just like Huntley and Brinkley, we’re…

Carol: …Andrews…

Julie: …and Burnett!

Both: Wherever we go we belong, we belong, we belong… together!