Any Movement That Forgets About Class Is A Bowel Movement - 1-Speed Bike

My little pony, I hold you responsible.

I lead a healthy lifestyle,

I eat five square meals a day.

You never locked us up in prison.

My little pony will always run free

We aren’t fucking nuclear

But I’m no adam driving round in the metal box from shop to shop,

unless i’m going to rob them

you and me we stand naked giggling

it’s nothing sexual

you’ll never be able to put enough clothes on us

so don’t even try

we’ll keep farting till we all die laughing

we’ll keep farting a long time

because we just ate sauerkraut and beans and drank a quart of gin

can’t beat that smell not with de-o-do-rant

i can smell the guilt in your eyes

but if you wanna hold me responsible then i can take it like the woman i am

i read a book and talked to ghosts they reminded me of our future

we will burn this boring shithole down

turn the earth and plant headplant gardens in the ruins

one day we will all gather drunk in the kitchen

a herd of my little ponies riding

and good french fries frying we can all keep a secret

rock on rebel warriors, droopy butt begone