If I Were a Train - Teresa Brewer

If Love Was a Train

If love was a train

I think I would ride a slow one

One that would ride thru the night

Making every stop

If love was a train

I would feel no pain and I would never get off

If love was a train

I think I would ride me a long one

Hear me talking

I’m talking fifty boxcars long

Aw, what’s the use?

Most trains these days

Ain’t got no engine

Much less a caboose woo woo!

Look out here she comes

Look out there she goes

If love was a train

I’d throw my body on her tracks

If love was a train

I’d throw my body right down on her tracks

If love was a train

I would feel no pain

As she rolled right down my back

But love ain’t no train

More like a broncing bull

And the most you get’s 15 seconds

In that saddle

And even if you manage to ride

You are all shaken up inside

And it’s gonna be a long time

Before you ride that bull again

If love was a train

But love ain’t no train…