Plymouth Rock - Count Basie

She says it’s good to get tan

She says it’s bad to get burned

She says it’s great gettin' high

She says it’s lame to get fried

She says there’s way too many drugs

Too many chumpy junkie thugs

And it ain’t no fun fallin' five flights of stairs to a real fierce fisting

And it ain’t that sweet workin' six nights a week

And your swimsuit gets ripped and it’s dripping wet with frosting

It’s colossal

It’s much bigger than us

It’s the shit they stick in liquor makes us lick the chicks that we don’t even

love

And it ain’t that great and it ain’t that great