Stevie’s Spanking - Frank Zappa

His name is Stevie Vai

And he’s a crazy guy

Last November, I recall

He needed a spanking

He decided then

A female specimen

Would be excitin' for a night

To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name

She came to Notre Dame

He told me just the other day

He oughta be thanking

Her for the spanking

She was large and soft

And she beat him off

Made him drool upon his dork

And gave him a wanking

After the spanking

Hair brush!

Oh!

What a hair brush!

(Its not that he requires grooming!

Guys with light blue hair never do!)

Then she did explain:

There’s another game

That we can play with this device

And then a banana!

It was slightly green

Vapors in between

Rising up to fill the room

And cook the banana

She said it was dry

Stevie won’t you try

To drool a little drool on it

And grease the banana

Later in the dawn

Laurel carried on

She got right up and dressed herself and

Ate the banana