Lap Dance Junkie - Right Said Fred

Would you like a little company

Was the first thing she said to me

A baby doll in kitten heels

Gives a look knowing how it feels

So oh baby just one more time

This lap dance junkie’s spending his last dime

It ain’t no joke but I think that I’m broke

Loving you is mentally exhausting

Young assassin dance a while

My cold hard cash for a hot soft smile

I love the tight little dress you wear

I hate you in it when I’m not there

So oh baby just one more time

This lap dance junkie’s spending his last dime

It ain’t no joke but I think that I’m broke

Loving you is mentally exhausting

Mentally exhausting

Never dream I was that kind of guy

A hang-dog look with those puppy eyes

I guess I’m hooked can’t stay away

A lap dance junkie needs his cabaret

So oh baby just one more time

This lap dance junkie’s spending his last dime

It ain’t no joke but I think that I’m broke

Loving you is mentally exhausting

So oh baby just one more time

This lap dance junkie’s spending his last dime

It ain’t no joke but I think that I’m broke

Loving you is mentally exhausting

Mentally exhausting.