On Graven Images I Glide Beyond the Monstrous Gates of Pandemonium to Face the Baptized Warriors of Yahweh in the Skull-Littered Plain of Esdraelon - The Meads of Asphodel

In the event of Armageddon, confess

Make your way calmly to the nearest place of worship

Your God awaits you

If your loved ones are disemboweled, do not panic, God is with you

If your men succumb to biological agents, do not panic, God is with you

In these last hours there will be great suffering and much spilling of blood

Brains will boil and limbs will be scattered in ravishing delight

The unspeakable carnage and ceaseless images of decapitated children may seem

senseless

But remember, God is with you

Hell is coming and yet heaven awaits the righteous

On gathering at your place of worship, pray to your sovereign lord

Salvation is at hand

If you have sinned, confess

Confess or be cast into the pit of torment until the day of judgement

But do not panic, God is with you

God is f*cking with you

God is f*cking you

God is f*cking with you