A Formal Occasion - How I Became the Bomb

'Twas a black tie affair

showed up in my underwear

you pretended not to care

though I’m sure I drew your stare

Oh, I’m so bored with this

would it be all that remiss

everyone’s so moribund

I don’t even own a cumberbund

Perchance that’s a lie

I would never dry your eye

after all you’ve done to me

all I need is a girl to call me

Call me

Paging Captain Midnite

paging Captain Midnite

he’s gonna be here all nite

if you don’t do exactly as I say

Oh, I’m so bored with this

Would it be all that remiss

if I were to steal a kiss

but he’ll settle for a call me

Call me

No I don’t have a stitch to wear

nor do I have a single care

I love you more the lion’s share

I love you so please call me

I’m begging you please

Call me

Oh I’m so bored with this

would it be all that remiss

if I were to steal a kiss

all I need is a lil' kiss

Oh you’re there next to me

somehow equals sex to me

that Imperius Rex is me

but he’ll settle for a call me

Call me

No I don’t have a stitch to wear

nor do I have a single care

I love you more the lion’s share

I love you so please call me

I’m begging you please

Call me

Why won’t you call me

No I don’t have a stitch to wear

nor do I have a single care

I love you more the lion’s share

I love you

So please call me

I’m begging you please

Call me

My darling, call me

No I don’t have a stitch to wear

Nor do I have a single care

I love you more than words can share

I love you

So please call me