I Haven't Told Her She Hasn't Told Me (But We Know It Just The Same) - Peter Sellers

I’ve got a clock that wakes me

Every morning for my day

I’ve got a corn that gives me

Warning when it’s going to rain

I’ve got a dream that’s coming true

I’ve got a sweety in view

I’m as happy as can be, 'cause I’ve

Fallen in love with a girl you see

I haven’t told her, she hasn’t told me

But we know it just the same

Saturday night on her settee

Oh what a time there’s going to be

I haven’t told her, she hasn’t told me

But we know it just the same

She still calls me Mister

But she won’t, I know she won’t

After I’ve kissed her

I’ve got a feeling soon there’ll be

One little, two little, possibly three

I haven’t told her, she hasn’t told me

But we know it just the same