Everybodys Got a Lil' Fonz N'em - A Static Lullaby

You know that time in your life

That single moment that defines exactly who you are

Well that only stings for a second

I ain’t no Frank Sinatra

I ain’t no Sammy D

But I’m a rodent baby

And I got a love song to sing

I’m cool like Miles Davis

Hot just like Jerry Lee

When it comes to rocking baby

No ones better then me

A music man can’t keep his girl

This boy travels around the world

Her picture framed in his sleep

He’ll be home in 3 weeks

Hey I feel like I’m crashing

Bright lights flashing

What time does my flight leave?

Sounds to me like engines failing

I’m done praying.

I’m ready

She ain’t no Elvis Presley

But I think that she moves just like the king

I guess she’s feeling lonely

So she walked out on me

She ain’t no Paul McCartney

But she’s the insect in me

Crawling through my body baby

Her poison travels through me

A music man can’t play anymore

Can’t place his calls from the road

Without her voice he can’t eat

He’ll be dead in 3 weeks

I slayed the dove.

Betrayed by love

Can’t find the vein

To escape the fame.

I slayed the dove

Betrayed by love.

Who killed Kobain?

His girl or pain

I got a year till I’m turning twenty-seven

I got a manic whore and a healthy habit

I’ve been fucked by labels that had to have a record

Am I destined for this or will I buckle under pressure

A music man can’t save the world

But you get his heart and his soul

Transmitted through the song that he sings

I hope you bought this one from me

I ain’t Mick Jagger

I ain’t no Bobby D

But I’m a poet baby

And I got a rhyming scheme

Feel pain like Johnny Cash

And I cry like Frankie V. When it comes to loving you

I need therapy

I’ll see you at the funeral