White Moonshine Whiskey Maker - AB/CD

I like my Bourbon, buy me a beer

I love a drink like a cow loves a steer

Mix me Martinis, Gin would be nice

No faggy olives, no f***in' ice

Drank up my money, pissed out my dough

Can’t buy no bottle, no liquor store

Hey bartender, don’t laugh at me

Screw you I got mine

White Moonshine Whiskey Maker

Back bubbelin' in the woods

Jelly jar of poison, makes me feel real good

White Moonshine Whiskey Maker

I’m makin' my witches brew

Just a drop of white lightnin'

Guaranteed to cure the blues

Hey Johnny Walker, walkin' too fast

Too damn expensive, go kiss my a**

Hey Jack and Jimmie and Turkey too

Got to be rich to go drinkin' with you

Good rot-gut whiskey, grain alcohol

Couple of drinks and you’ll bounce off the wall

Cat urination, Parfait D’Amour

Screw you I got mine

FIRE!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!