Screw the Nether - Abtmelody

It’s deep underground

Past the bedrock

But don’t dig straight down

You’ll regret that

But now you feel brave

Equipped with your spade

To roam in these caves

Not looking for gold

This stuff’s purple

Or so I’ve been told

By some people

I’ll find a few bricks

Where the two of these mix

With a couple of clicks

I’ll be swinging my pick!

This is all the prep that I go through

Even if my tools are just make-do

Moving to the Nether

I’m moving to the Nether

I’m moving to the Nether!

Ten blocks is the magical total

As that’s enough to build up my portal

Moving to the Nether

I’m moving to the Nether

I’m moving to the Nether!

Welcome to hell

Weather’s great here

So pull up a chair

Have a cold beer

You can live by the sea

So happy you’ll be

With your cobblestone tree

Oh!

The neighbours aren’t bright

They’re delicious

We eat bacon all night

It’s nutritious

Hear all of them squeal

From damage I deal

There’s plenty to steal

Hack and slash;

gold nuggets?

I’m rich!

Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight

Glowstone’s all we need to keep things bright

Down here in the Nether

We love it in the Nether

You’ll love it in the Nether!

Don’t expect to see any creepers

That’s one of my favourite features

Down here in the Nether

We love it in the Nether

You’ll love it in the Nether!

You gotta know

You have to fight

Learn to play

There’s mobs, but it’s not night

A wooden sword won’t do it

They’re gonna blast right through it

You got a potion, use it…

So watch your back

I won’t warn you twice

Fight that ghast

Ooh!

Make me cry

They shoot the ground around you

Making holes to fall through

You know you’re probably going to

And there you go, in the lava again!

Feels like hell, the things I’ve just been through

Won’t believe a word when I tell you

Know what?

Screw the Nether

You know what?

Screw the Nether

You know what?

Screw the Nether!

Can’t believe I lost my new gear too

Think I’d better come and rejoin you

Know what?

Screw the Nether

You know what?

Screw the Nether

You know what?

Screw the Nether!

That’s it, I’m sick of this place, it sucks!

It’s too hot, it never rains

I’m sweaty, all my clothes are dirty

And filthy and on fire

I’m absolutely sick of this place!

Ahrm, I miss nature!

All the pigs, and the cows, and all that

Sheep 'n stuff, I didn’t think I’d miss it, but I do!

Oh my god!

How sad.

I wish

I wish I could just return to the normal world again

Bye!