Know a Guy - Adam Sandler

Yeah, let’s hear you, Ohio

Ohio

Yes, sir.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Should we clap along?

All right, let’s lose that.

I hate it.

Sorry.

You were right on it.

It’s a thing of mine, man.

I don’t fucking like

that shit.

It was startling me.

Well, we all know a guy Who shaves his chest

We all know a guy Who wears a leather vest

We all know a guy Who knows a lot about coffee

We all know a stud Who would fight anyone

We all know a fool Who wears his hair in a bun

We all know a guy

Who says he fucked his babysitter When he was 12

Yeah, we all know a guy Who wears too much cologne

We all know a guy Who’s better when he’s stoned

We all know a guy who hugs your wife Five seconds too long

Well, we all know a guy Who’s starting a band

We all know a guy who’s missing a hand

We all know a guy who doesn’t work

But still goes twice a year to Ibiza

We all know a guy Who said he almost went pro

We all know a guy with a red afro

We all know a guy who’s dick color Doesn’t match his body

We all know a guy Whose hair always looks wet

We all know a guy with a pig as a pet

We all know a guy who knows a guy Who says he knows Guy Fieri

And we all know a guy With weird allergies

We all know a guy Who sneezes in threes

So how come we don’t know

Who my real father is?

No!

Thank you.

Thank you.

I’m a triple threat though.

You didn’t know I could

dance that fucking good.

Took many lessons growing up, man.