Fannybaws - Alestorm

Woah-oh, come take a trip with me

I’ll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea

Woah-oh, Fae Scotland’s bonnie shores

He pillaged 'cross the ocean in search of rum galore

Woah-oh, aboard the good ship Scum

He’d fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun

Woah-oh, his legendary crew

Could sail that ship to Hell and back, there’s nothing they can’t do

He killed the mighty Terrorsquid

The greatest man who ever lived

He beat the Vikings in a bloody war

Meet yer dad and smell yer maw

Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate

Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas

Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease

Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate

Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas

Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Bringing his foes to their knees

Fannybaws

Woah-oh, in Oban he was raised

He drank a bucket full of rum every single day

Woah-oh, his beard of flaming red

Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they’re dead

Woah-oh, four pistols on his belt

He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger’s pelt

Woah-oh, his name was Fannybaws

Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he’ll pump your maw

Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate

Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas

Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease

Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate

Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas

Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Bringing his foes to their knees

Fannybaws

Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid?

Fannybaws

The greatest man who ever lived?

Fannybaws

Who beat the vikings in a war?

Fannybaws

Meet yer dad and smell yer maw, oh

Who drinks his whisket neat and strong?

Fannybaws

Who’s got a boaby two feet long?

Fannybaws

Who’s gonna take nae shite from you?

Fannybaws

So what the fuck you gonna do?

He drinks his whiskey neat and strong

He’s got a boaby two feet long

He’s gonna take nae shite from the likes of you

So what the fuck you gonna do?

Woohoo!

Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate

Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas

Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease

Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate

Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas

Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Bringing his foes to their knees

Fannybaws