Headlines - Alice Cooper

Do a show, save a child

Raise a million bucks that’ll last a while

Fight at parties buy a horse

Lose a couple win that big divorce

I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines

Saw my chance, I need a break

Took the biggest float in the rose parade

I Got jailed, no disgrace

A hundred million people saw my face

Call a conference with the press

Announce my marriage plans in a wedding dress

Climb a building at six-below

On New Years Eve without a stitch of clothes

I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines

As long as they spell my name right

I hope that they catch my best side

I popped out from a cake

At the president’s ball what a big mistake

Fifty guns aimed at me

I was nearly killed but what publicity

Nominated, something big

Stole the hottest scene says the Globe and Tribe

Porno movie comes to light

But I was starving then so that’s all right

I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines

As long as they spell my name right

I hope they catch my best side

Keep my sidewalk star status bright

Feel free to walk on me tonight

(Just don’t spit on me)