I Like Girls - Alice Cooper

I bought a Porsche

And I’m leavin' Grand Rapids

Quit my job, quit my school

Quit this place

My mother cried

My father was fried

Hey, I’ve got no time, man

I wanna say goodbye to my babes

I like girls

I dumped Sheila on Thursday

I’ll drop Melissa today

I’ll kiss some tears off of Donna

Ask if she’ll call on Shauna

Amanda, and Sandra and Kay

I like girls, I love 'em to death

Hey Valentino!

You goin' somewhere?

You wouldn’t sneak out on me, would you?

What’s that a blond hair?

He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn

I see myself a suave sophisticated lover

I’ll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame

You see, my ultimate goal

Will be my life bein' told

In a penthouse letter that I can frame

And keep at home

I like girls, I love 'em, oh yeah

New luggage?

Did you say you were going

Somewhere?

Oh, just out for some fresh air

Does she have a nice pair?

He was swallowed alive by the freeway

Turned into an ant on parade

He bravely drove off that beast

Aimed his car back to the east

Why be a snack at home?

I’m a feast, for the girls

I like girls, I really like 'em

Well, well, well.

Look who’s back.

Run out of gas?

Patty, I was just gonna call you.

Look…

I left Donna and Shauna

And Katy and Carrie

Melissa and Dena

I just didn’t have any use for 'em

I just want you

Really, no really, honest!

Oink off!