Ha-Ha-Ha - Alma Cogan

I have to laugh each time

I think about him

He thinks that I could

Never live without him

He has a very funny notion

That I’m gonna cry an ocean

Because he found himself

Another doll

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

There’s more than just

One apple on a tree

I’ll pick myself a

Six foot two bambino

Before I put a bullet

Through my beano

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

I’m grateful to the

Guy for leaving me

Gonna find the dreamiest pigeon

And I’ll give that turtle dove

All my love, all my love

All my love

He thought I’d fall apart

Because we parted

That I’d be broken up

And broken hearted

He figured I

Would miss him madly

He figured I

Would feel so badly

He figured I would

Lay me down and die

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

There’s more than just

One apple on a tree

I’ll pick myself a

Six foot two bambino

Before I put a bullet

Through my beano

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Gonna find the dreamiest pigeon

And I’ll give that turtle dove

All my love, all my love

All my love

Ha ha ha, hoo hoo hoo

A ha ha ha ha

Gonna find the dreamiest pigeon

I’ll give that turtle dove

All my love, all my love

All my love