Pop! - Amy Spanger, Laura Benanti, Adinah Alexander

Every five seconds

A girl gets engaged

According to cosmo’s

Latest quiz

So every five seconds

You get one more chance

To make him get down

On the knees of his

It’s a challenge that

Every woman faces

So let’s make sure that

We’ve covered our bases

You’ve lived off tab and

Lean cuisine

Concealed your flaws

With maybelline

Holly & angie:

You’re minty fresh and

Zetfully clean!

So he’s gonna pop

Pop!

The question

He’s gonna pop

Pop!

Pop!

Holly & women:

The question

So there’s no reason to stop

And question his love

Oh, pop the question

Oh my god!

She like cinderella

And i’m like her fairy godmother, only sl*tty

Every five seconds

I say to myself

That glen and i are bound

To tie the knot

But every five seconds

I can’t help but ask

Is someone a catch

If they can’t be caught?

Could it be the guy

Has just outgrown me

No matter how you primp me

Or over-cologne me

And jilted girls

Have lousy stats

I’ll die alone in sock

And flats

The lady with the fifty cats!

Holly & angie:

No!

Holly & women:

He’s gonna pop

He’ll never pop

Holly & women:

He’s gonna pop

He’ll never

Pop the question

Holly & women:

So there’s no reason to stop

And question his love

Question his love

Question his love

Angie & holly:

Oh, pop the question!

You’re gonna be fine.

Just breathe

Hey, baby.

You look hot.

Let’s eat

The reason why he

Chose this place

Is now so crystal clear

Like out relationship

We’re going round

In circles here

And where he’s sitting

It’s as if it all

Revolves around him

Everybody having champagne, you don’t want any do you?

I’m cool

If one more couple

Gets engaged

Or i hear on more cork

It’s hari kari with fancy

Little salad fork

He nixed the bubbly which

Can only mean

The outlook is grim

All right, glen, i know why we’re here.

.

You do?

This is the end, right?

The end of what?

You know — «the end.»

the end of you and me as boyfriend and girlfriend

Actually, yeah, it is.

.. (opens a ring box)

Cause, baby, i want us to be husband and wife

He totally

Popped

The question

Totally popped

The question

So there’s not reason to stop

And question his love

Question his love

Question his love

What do you say?

Yes!

His love!