Cat Song - Anthony Green

My cat’s in a band with me

What does your cat do?

Know she’s understanding me

When I sing the blues

My cat don’t like cigarettes

'Cause she knows they’re bad

When she sees a pack of them

It makes her really mad

She swats them off the table and

Pats them all around

Hides them in the litter box

Where they can’t be found

My cat’s in a band with me

What does your cat do?

Know she’s understanding me

When I sing the blues

My cat sometimes waves her tail

Right up in my face

Then they sit and turn around

Keeping me in place

And at night I try to sleep

They wrestle and destroy

Wake me up ten times a night

Making crazy noise

My cat’s in a band with me

What does your cat do?

Know she’s understanding me

When I sing the blues

My cat’s scared of cucumbers

And thinks that she sees ghosts

Walks around like a total freak

And scratches at her post

Then she leaps into the air

High up like a bird

Makes the weirdest noises

That you ever heard

My cat’s in a band with me

What does your cat do?

Know she’s understanding me

When I sing the blues

My cat’s in a band with me

What does your cat do?

Know she’s understanding me

When I sing the blues

My cat listens when I sing

And seems like she cares

About the words I choose to say

And feelings that I share

She stares at me if I sound good

If bad, she looks away

Then she climbs up on the drums

And starts to jam away

My cat’s in a band with me

What does your cat do?

Know she’s understanding me

When I sing the blues

My cat’s in a band with me

What does your cat do?

Know she’s understanding me

When I sing the blues