The Janitor - Apathy

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my mind is on display for you

A tour that’s sort of morbid so this morning allow me to take you through

A janitor at a junior high

He plants a camera used to spy

On girls and boys

Records their voice

A beautiful thing

The song I sing goes

I like little bodies

(I love little bodies)

Won’t you help me find my puppy

(He's gotta be around here somewhere)

Come inside my van, I parked it right outside

(I probably have some candy inside my van)

So take a ride with me

I wake up while watching my neighbour do makeup

Binoculours follow her, God I’d demolish her

Watch her in front of a computer monitor

Jesus I hate her, she’s talking to strangers

Who’d probably date her, but what would I say to her?

Intimidate her, sedate her, then strangle her

Now I just study her, fall deep in love with her

Not trying to fuck with her, just make a buddy her

Teach her that people are evil

See?

Everybody is, especially me

I’ll tie you up, beat you up

Chop you up, eat you up

I wanna marry you

What?

Is this scaring you?

Wait 'til I carry you out back and bury you

Deep in the ground, I know how it sounds

But trust me there’s one of me in every town

Just be aware of me, where is he found?

In parking lots I’ll park my van

Outside the mall beware the man

Who’s ugly and creepy, you’ve gotta believe me

The killer who’s playing the Steve Miller CD

I’m smoking a cigarette, hoping I intercept

Hoes that are into sex, roaming the Internet

Late at night.

His dream’s to find a chick who’s 15

Whose parents apparently don’t pay attention

And so very carefully where will he mention

That they should meet

He said that he’s younger

Girls now-a-days are dumb and get dumber

I like little bodies

(I love little bodies)

Won’t you help me find my puppy

(He's gotta be around here somewhere)

Come inside my van, I parked it right outside

(I probably have some candy inside my van)

So take a ride with me