Wonderful X-Mas Time - Apathy

Wake up stupid.

Wake up!

No!

No!

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action

Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

Merry Christmas.

Ho ho ho

Merry Christmas bitches.

Apathy.

Scoop DeVille

All I want for Christmas is Tribe to reunite

A brand new pair of Nikes and Drake to take a hike

And my dream is for Nas to do an album with Preem

And Wu-Tang to make a song that’s as classic as C.R.E.A.M

I’m screaming «ho ho ho» and it’s kind of fucked up

That bitches on my Twitter timeline respond «What's up?»

So I’m making this list and I’m checking it twice

I’m about to start snatching mics if motherfuckers ain’t nice

These fag rappers clothes tight like it’s Miami Vice

I want to stocking with a knife and a bat full of spikes

If Chris Kringle out there, please give me an answer

I left a whole plate of weed brownies out for Santa

So if you see a sleigh flying over at Atlanta

On it’s way down to Tampa puffing with Donner and Dancer

Please tell him I don’t care if it’s for Christmas or Hanukkah

But I need that debut album from Jay Electronica

And some Polo wouldn’t hurt, maybe a hoodie or two

Ayo Blac, should I tell him to bring some pussy for you?

(A yes sir!)

Case closed, let’s continue our business

Scoop Deville gave me like a 100 beats for Christmas

And I’m…

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The mood is right

The spirits up

We’re here tonight

And that’s what’s up

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

All I want for Christmas is for Big L to be alive

I guess we took that shit for granted back in 1995

All I want is for KRS to be these kids teacher

Or Rakim to make these young dudes «Follow The Leader»

Twas the night before Christmas and all through my spot

You can hear me playing 'Liquid Swords' like it just dropped

Cause it’s a 'Cold World' boys and girls, take it from me

I got a box of ammunition waiting under my tree

And either I’m going crazy or ain’t taking my medicine

But I saw Santa get locked for breaking and entering

And it ain’t the first time I’ve seen him up to no good

Some Crips made him change clothes before he came in his hood

Oh well, what the hell, ring your little Jingle Bells

Me and Celph got elves putting records on shelves

I was sipping Vodka with Vixen and Comet and Cupid

So don’t ask me if I’m okay, I’m vomiting stupid

Tangled up in all the lights and the fake reindeer

My neighbors haven’t taken down for the past eight years

So here’s to the New Years, fuck them haters and bitches

Cause I’m simply having a wonderful Christmas

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The word is out, about the town

So lift your glass

Ah, don’t look down

The mood is right

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The choir of children sing their song

They practiced all year long

Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong

The mood is right

The party’s on

The spirits up

We’re here tonight

And that’s what’s up

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The mood is right

The party’s on

The spirits up

We’re here tonight

Ohhh, that’s enough

Ohhhhhhh

Christmas time