Too Pregnant (Parody of "Two Princes") - ApologetiX

Yeah, one girl’s pregnant, she’ll inform you

She’s gonna have a baby

An infant, who’ll be born soon — she’s growin' big now

One girl down the street is talkin' - she’s also pregnant

But this one, she says she wants the right to stop if

It’s inconvenient

Yeah!

We have a little bitty disagreement

And you’ve seen it on the bumper stickers

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Listen: we’ve got to print the facts 'cause

A lot’s been said now

We got some linguistical gymnastics

'Bout being pregnant

You carry him, you call him «Bill» or «Tony»

Or how 'bout «Fred,» now?

You terminate, the doctor says it’s only

A fetus then, now

Pretty words for dirty deeds

Call it what you want to baby can’t you see

It ain’t God you fool with your rhetoric

I know what it is and baby so does He

I know what it is and baby so does He so

If you want to call it a baby, just go ahead now

But if you’d like to terminate it, just don’t forget now

The issue, isn’t what you call it, it’s what it is now

And if you’d like to think about it, you know it is now

One last thing left to say before you just walk away now

If you’ve been through an abortion, I do not hate you

God knows how much you have gone through -- He felt your pain now

And if you want someone to talk to it’s not too late now

Here right in United States

It’s against the law to break an eagle’s egg

If we protect bald eagles not little babies

What we gonna tell Him on the judgment day

Why not get forgiveness while there’s time to pray?

Oh can’t you see?

You won’t regret keeping your pregnancy

C’mon, c’mon, and use your head now…