Piglet - Arab Strap

Youd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and Id always planned

to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book.

the place was marked and

it was there in blue and white — it Said simply, «paul stayed last night.»

Next I was on the bog and you got down on one knee.

You were protesting your innocence and you started to cry as I started to pee.

You said, «i didnt shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.

He might as well be a girl, hes a good for a laugh and hes good for bitchin.»

You said youd never be willing or able.

And he looks like he was made on a fucking table.

Although, to be fair, I think he hides the bolts quite well, but as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell.

I had just assumed youd completely gone off shagging and I can you seen you

with your new uni pals, standing bragging.

now hes your boyfriend and I know

you were talking shite but you still de It when I met you at someones birthday party the other night.

You said, «i didnt shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.

we have a good laugh when were sitting bitchin.»

The words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh — «do you want to suck my cunt?

«in real life just sounds naff.

And when we were with your friends I just as well might of been no one.

And you cant get over your dead dog — well it takes one to know one.