Riot Van - Arctic Monkeys

So up rolls a riot van,

And sparks excitement in the boys,

But the policemen look annoyed.

Perhaps these are ones they should avoid.

Got a chase last night.

From men with truncheons dressed in hats.

We didn't do that much wrong

Still ran away though for the laugh

Just for the laugh...

And please just stop talking

Cause they won't find us if you do

Oh those silly boys in blue

Well they won't catch me and you

"Have you been drinking, son

You don't look old enough to me".

"I'm sorry, officer,

Is there a certain age you're supposed to be.

Cause nobody told me".

And up rolls the riot van

And these lads just wind the coppers up

They ask why they don't catch proper crooks

They get their address and their names took

But they couldn't care less

Got thrown in a riot van,

And all the coppers kicked him in,

And there was no way he could win,

Just had to take it on the chin.